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My first website in '99.
The Official I AM PUAGOAT "Give It Away, Give It Away, Give It Away Now" Campaign Video!
Like James Brown said and PUAGOAT do -
"STAY on the scene like a sex machine!"
Giving you my best Elvis too. But anyway, if my karaoke rap to deliver the message isn't for you,
read the original-by-me lyrics (plus performance plus karaoke license is how I use the song)
and you will get the point.
"Think Pink, Click the Link,
Get the WAP, This is How."
Give It Away Campaign Lyrics
I AM PUAGOAT.
THINK PINK.
CLICK THE LINK.
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THIS IS HOW.
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With this book you can stay free from all the drama,
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What this book has you WANNA GET and put it in you,
What this book has you NEED to put it in you,
What this book has you HAVE to put it in You.
I AM PUAGOAT and I’ve come to your rescue.
Pick Up Artist Greatest Of All Time.
To get with me about women would be wise,
So when your penis starts to uprise,
You’ll know what to do to get between her thighs.
I Give It Away Give It Away Give It Away now,
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THINK PINK.
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GET THE WAP.
THIS IS HOW.
If you got some dough you need to reconfigure:
In love with me – or is she GoldDigger (the Ho)?
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PUAGOAT break it down,
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THIS IS HOW.
They tell you to bring a mop and a bucket?
Yo Yo Yo I OWN the supply shop.
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With this book you can get all the WAP you wanna,
With this book you can stay free from all the drama,
With this book you will learn the Three Types of Women like you oughta,
With this book you can become the Man that you’re gonna.
THINK PINK.
CLICK THE LINK.
GET THE WAP.
THIS IS HOW!
And for this reason I give it away.
That was so fun to make!
So now you understand that PUAGOAT ain't no joke, right? The goat horns a little gimmicky, yes, pink guitar, sure, the unicorn? Symbolizes two things: how rare I am, and that me so horny...
but the essence of PUAGOAT
-PickUpArtistGreatestOfAllTime-
is For Real, right?
FOR DECADES, right?
Let's make sure you are sure. Read some of these letters I received and posted for you from a time men still wrote letters. Then the internet started and they turned into emails. Someday I hope for yours.
And for final, final seeing-is-believing proof, just wait 'til you get to the video at the end.
Website 2006. I only ever used pictures of girls I had relationships with on my sites.
No other site ever does. Think about it. That's KJ Eriksen pre-Playboy.
And some others. I wasn't a one-trick pony.
15 years before OnlyFans I was runnin' it for real for real.
And that's KJ under her stage name Brandi Morgan,
one of the top exotic feature headliners in the country for years, at the same time.
I AM PUAGOAT.
I can help you accomplish whatever you want with Women.
Website 2016. Celebrating the 25th Anniversay of
"How To Get All The Girls You Want!"
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET RIGHT NOW:
My book,"How To Get All The WAP You Want!", newly retitled (thanks for the new word Cardi B!):
The Matrix, my exclusive diagnostic tool that, after you read the book and know the Three Types of Women, let's you figure out what type you need in minutes to create your own custom strategy just right for you. Also a free video from me on how to use it!
Access to a private community Exclusive free community membership if you are in the first 1000. I will teach you "how to be as wise as a serpent but as harmless as a dove" with today's females, so you can get all the WAP you want without the drama!
Exclusive videos of the various girls I've PERSONALLY processed through my system, including a Playboy model I created and dated for 15 years, so you can see how well this has worked for me personally. (YouTube and Facebook keep bouncing me off everytime I try to put pictures on my sites, especially the girl-girl stuff so I will send you a link to a video trailer so you can get an idea of what I did with this system...sometimes it was easier, a lot easier a matter-of-fact to pick up both girls!)
Website 2019
My third book "A Creature Called Woman".
Completion of the trilogy. New for 2023-24.
VIDEO 2 - IN MY OWN WORDS:
PUAGOAT PROOF!
It is so humbling when you know that your words have changed the lives of men worldwide for decades.
Thank YOU for getting this powerful information and letting me keep buidling good karma.
Let this system of Knowledge, Strategy & Technique give you the ability to Attract, Captivate & Control Women.
That has been my tagline since 1990.
I ain't changing it now.
This is my 33rd year receiving such wonderful correspondance. Hope to get one from you too.
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Give YOURSELF A Chance.
The girl at the bottom of the page getting the sand out of her panties? I didn't pay a royalty to use a stock picture of a girl I didn't know. That's certified 5-time appearance Playboy Model KJ Eriksen I created. Google her. Any picture you see I was involved in the shoot somehow. You saw the story in the video. I'll show you my personal videos in your training. Controlled that WAP for 15 years. But I wasn't gonna marry her; I was still not satisfied. She was cool, number five on my all-time.
Moved on in 2013.
(How come nobody else trying to sell you how to do this shows results like that?
Just sayin'.
And there's more where that came from, you'll see on the inside.)
No rush. No pressure. On her, anyway. I have some wooing to do, for sure, but she has shown she enjoys my company.
So DEFINITELY another level of self-improvement for me in progress!
YOU as a Man have to be worthy of a quality woman! I've said this since 1990, and I am personally following my book's advice!
“An excellent wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels.” (Proverbs 31:10)
When you have your potential female future, your bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh on the line,
my advice to you is what I told myself -
"You better ACT like you know."
That's why, at age 64 in pursuit of a younger woman, PUAGOAT be keeping it real, Yo. Practice what you preach, right?
(Older men: them young girls -40's on down ain't - don't have to wonder how you will turn out. It will be there to be seen.)
So let 'ol PUAGOAT show you how to act when you think you found the One for you, too
- in real time for both of us!
Let's have a PUAGOAT pow-wow!
(And, if while you are looking for the One and some Freaks happen to come your way, I gotchu!)
Let's you and I talk about it in our group zooms (of course it's free, included if you order anything).
BUT Space is limited! Class will be in session!
GrandMaster Mack PUAGOAT presiding!
Better catch me now!